My Disclaimer

Wow! I don’t believe somebody is actually interested in reading this disclaimer. Maybe you got here by mistake. Since you’re here, well, here it goes:

• Since you are visiting my blog, you probably want to learn some tips about making money. That’s a smart thing to do, but please remember: these tips, though obviously given out by a very well informed, intelligent, bright and ridiculously handsome individual (me), are not guaranteed to earn you profits. Simply put, these tips will help you in your noble endeavor to get rich, but they are not a hundred percent fool proof. Nobodies tips are.

• Oh yeah, I earn money off you reading my posts. Yes, that’s right, that’s possible and I’m making good doe out of it. I also make money shooting wooden barrels filled with cranberry juice out of a canon on a secluded island at night. Yeah I lead a double life. Deal with it.

• Another thing you have to realize is that there are no shortcuts. Quick profits are a myth best left to be used by unscrupulous websites to trap poor sods who have trouble identifying the better blogs (like mine) from the traps. You, obviously, are not one of the aforementioned sods, as you are reading this. I hope. I also hope to recruit you in my never ending crusade against dim-witted internet marketers making their living by offering empty promises… Well not really… but they’re bad guys.

• Last but not the least, you should assume I’m crazy. Yes, this is something I should have probably included at the start of this disclaimer. It should be in capital bold letters with a bright red background surrounded by flashing lights. This consequently implies (somehow) that every single link on this blog has been strategically inserted to ensure my domination of the criminal underground network of Antartica… Yeah the second part of that sentence isn’t entirely true but I’m sure you get my drift